“The Night Before Larry Was Stretched”

Bibliographical note: Printed in D. J. O’Donoghue, The Humour of Ireland (London: Walter Scott [1894]), and therein attrib. to William Maher, fl.1780) - though in Poets of Ireland (1912), O’Donoghue calls Richard Burrowes the more likely author, in spite of his own denials and largely on account of the command of “Dublin” slang. A more literary case can be made to the same effect on the grounds of the semi-learned wit (‘it was all over’ / consummatum est) and the note of personal discourse (‘For my part I though my heart broke / To see him cut down like a flower!’) untypical of naive song and poetry. [BS] See note on Canting Academy - infra.

The night before Larry was stretched,
The boys they all paid him a visit;
A bit in’ their sacks, too, they fetched
They sweated their duds till they riz it;
For Larry was always the lad,
When a friend was condemned to the      squeezer,
To fence all the togs that he had,
just to help the poor boy to a sneezer,
And moisten his gob ’fore he died.

“I’m sorry now, Larry”, says I,
”To see you in this situation;
’Pon my conscience, my lad, I don’t lie,
I’d rather it was my own station.”
“Ochone! ’tis all over”, says he,
“For the neckcloth I am forced to put on,
And by this time to-morrow you’ll see
Your Larry will be dead as mutton;
Bekase why? - his courage was good!”

The boys they came crowding in fast;
They drew all their stools round about him,
Six glims round his trap-case were placed
He couldn’t be well waked without ’em.
I ax’d him was he fit to die,
Without having duly repented?
Says Larry, “That’s all in my eye,
And all by the gownsmen invented,
To make a fat bit for themselves.”

Then the cards being called for, they
       played,
Till Larry found one of them cheated;
Quick he made a smart stroke at his head
The lad being easily heated.

‘Oh! by the holy, you thief,
I’ll scuttle your nob with my daddle!
You cheat me bekase I’m in grief,
But soon I’ll demolish your noddle,
And leave you your claret to drink.”

Then in came the priest with his book;
He spoke him so smooth and so civil;
Larry tipp’d him a Kilmainham look,
And pitched his big wig to the divil.
Then stooping a little his head,
To get a sweet drop of the bottle,
And pitiful, sighing he said,
‘Oh! the hemp will be soon round my
        throttle,
And choke my poor windpipe to death!’

So moving these last words he spoke,
We all vented our tears in a shower;
For my part, I thought my heart broke,
To see him cut down like a flower!
On his travels we watched him next day,
Oh! the hangman I thought I could kill him!
Not one word did our poor Larry say,
Nor changed, till he came to “King William”:
Och! my dear, then his colour turned white.

When he came to the nubbling chit,
He was tucked up so neat and so pretty,
The rumbler jogged off from his feet,
And he died with his face to the city.
He kicked, too, but that was all pride,
For soon you might see ’twas all over;
And as soon as the noose was untied,
Then at evening we waked him in clover,
And sent him to take a ground sweat.

In D. J. O’Donoghue, The Humour of Ireland (London: Walter Scott [1894]), pp.145-47; also in *Songs of Dublin, ed. Frank Harte (Skerries: Gilbert Dalton 1978, 68pp. [pp.39-40].
*New edn. (Cork, Ireland: Ossian 1993) [90pp. of music]


On Newgate slang -

Richard Head [q.v.] lists “nubbing” in The Canting Academy, or, The Devils Cabinet Opened (1673):

Nub: The Neck
Nubbing Ken: The Sessions House 
Nubbing: Hanging
Nubbing Cove: The Hangman

See further from The Canting Academy under Richard Head - via author [as supra] or directly [as attached].
—Information supplied by Barry Montgomery, via Facebook [05.03.2018]

Note: “The Night Before Larry was Stretched” was set to music in Walker’s Hibernian Magazine (1787).

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