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Hades
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The carriage climbed more slowly the hill of Rutland square. Rattle his
bones. Over the stones. Only a pauper. Nobody owns.
In the midst of life, Martin Cunningham said.
But the worst of all, Mr Power said, is the man
who takes his own life.
Martin Cunningham drew out his watch briskly, coughed
and put it back.
The greatest disgrace to have in the family, Mr
Power added.
Temporary insanity, of course, Martin Cunningham
said decisively. We must take a charitable view of it.
They say a man who does it is a coward, Mr Dedalus
said.
It is not for us to judge, Martin Cunningham said.
Mr Bloom, about to speak, closed his lips again. Martin
Cunninghams large eyes. Looking away now. Sympathetic human man
he is. Intelligent. Like Shakespeares face. Always a good word to
say. They have no mercy on that here or infanticide. Refuse christian
burial. They used to drive a stake of wood through his heart in the grave.
As if it wasnt broken already. Yet sometimes they repent too late.
Found in the riverbed clutching rushes. He looked at me. And that awful
drunkard of a wife of his. Setting up house for her time after time and
then pawning the furniture on him every Saturday almost. Leading him the
life of the damned. Wear the heart out of a stone, that. Monday morning
start afresh. Shoulder to the wheel. Lord, she must have looked a sight
that night, Dedalus told me he was in there. Drunk about the place and
capering with Martins umbrella:
And they call me the jewel of Asia,
Of Asia,
The geisha. |
He looked away from me. He knows. Rattle his bones.
That afternoon of the inquest. The redlabelled bottle
on the table. The room in the hotel with hunting pictures. Stuffy it was.
Sunlight through the slats of the Venetian blinds. The coroners
ears, big and hairy. Boots giving evidence. Thought he was asleep first.
Then saw like yellow streaks on his face. Had slipped down to the foot
of the bed. Verdict: overdose. Death by misadventure. The letter. For
my son Leopold.
No more pain. Wake no more. Nobody owns.
The carriage rattled swiftly along Blessington street.
Over the stones.
We are going the pace, I think, Martin Cunningham
said.
God grant he doesnt upset us on the road,
Mr Power said.
I hope not, Martin Cunningham said. That will
be a great race tomorrow in Germany. The Gordon Bennett.
Yes, by Jove, Mr Dedalus said. That will be worth
seeing, faith.
As they turned into Berkeley street a streetorgan near
the Basin sent over and after them a rollicking rattling song of the halls.
Has anybody here seen Kelly? Kay ee double ell wy. Dead march from Saul.
Hes as bad as old Antonio. He left me on my ownio. Pirouette! The
Mater Misericordiae. Eccles street. My house down there. Big place.
Ward for incurables there. Very encouraging. Our Ladys Hospice for
the dying. Deadhouse handy underneath. Where old Mrs Riordan died. They
look terrible the women. Her feeding cup and rubbing her mouth with the
spoon. Then the screen round her bed for her to die. Nice young student
that was dressed that bite the bee gave me. Hes gone over to the
lying-in hospital they told me. From one extreme to the other.
The carriage galloped round a corner: stopped.
Whats wrong now?
A divided drove of branded cattle passed the windows,
lowing, slouching by on padded hoofs, whisking their tails slowly on their
clotted bony croups. Outside them and through them ran raddled sheep bleating
their fear.
Emigrants, Mr Power said.
Huuuh! the drovers voice cried, his switch
sounding on their flanks. Huuuh! Out of that!
Thursday of course. Tomorrow is killing day. Springers.
Cuffe sold them about twentyseven quid each. For Liverpool probably. Roast
beef for old England. They buy up all the juicy ones. And then the fifth
quarter is lost: all that raw stuff, hide, hair, horns. Comes to a big
thing in a year. Dead meat trade. Byproducts of the slaughterhouses for
tanneries, soap, margarine. Wonder if that dodge works now getting dicky
meat off the train at Clonsilla.
The carriage moved on through the drove.
I cant make out why the corporation doesnt
run a tramline from the parkgate to the quays, Mr Bloom said. All those
animals could be taken in trucks down to the boats.
Instead of blocking up the thoroughfare, Martin
Cunningham said. Quite right. They ought to.
Yes, Mr Bloom said, and another thing I often
thought is to have municipal funeral trams like they have in Milan, you
know. Run the line out to the cemetery gates and have special trams, hearse
and carriage and all. Dont you see what I mean?
O that be damned for a story, Mr Dedalus said.
Pullman car and saloon diningroom.
A poor lookout for Corny, Mr Power added.
Why? Mr Bloom asked, turning to Mr Dedalus. Wouldnt
it be more decent than galloping two abreast?
Well, theres something in that, Mr Dedalus
granted.
And, Martin Cunningham said, we wouldnt
have scenes like that when the hearse capsized round Dunphys and
upset the coffin on to the road.
That was terrible, Mr Powers shocked face
said, and the corpse fell about the road. Terrible!
First round Dunphys, Mr Dedalus said, nodding.
Gordon Bennett cup.
Praises be to God! Martin Cunningham said piously.
Bom! Upset. A coffin bumped out on to the road. Burst
open. Paddy Dignam shot out and rolling over stiff in the dust in a brown
habit too large for him. Red face: grey now. Mouth fallen open. Asking
whats up now. Quite right to close it. Looks horrid open. Then the
insides decompose quickly. Much better to close up all the orifices. Yes,
also. With wax. The sphincter loose. Seal up all.
Dunphys, Mr Power announced as the carriage
turned right.
Dunphys corner. Mourning coaches drawn up drowning
their grief. A pause by the wayside. Tiptop position for a pub. Expect
well pull up here on the way back to drink his health. Pass round
the consolation. Elixir of life.
But suppose now it did happen. Would he bleed if a nail
say cut him in the knocking about? He would and he wouldnt, I suppose.
Depends on where. The circulation stops. Still some might ooze out of
an artery. It would be better to bury them in red: a dark red.
In silence they drove along Phibsborough road. An empty
hearse trotted by, coming from the cemetery: looks relieved.
Crossguns bridge: the royal canal.
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